Thursday, November 24, 2011

why did the turkey cross the road?



duh...to get away from her family!...so remember this thanksgiving do not run out into traffic to escape the craziness...simply treat your family like a reality tv show and give yourself commercial breaks...a bottle of wine in the guest bathroom is always a good way to escape...and if you have a family you dont want to escape from then count your blessings and give them a big hug!...gobble up the good day in your expand-o-pants and play well with others...oh and no fighting over the parson's nose!

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